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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

A Letter from Banta Punjab
          to Mr.   Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ' start ' but there is no ' stop ' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is ' Run ' in the menu. One of my friends clicked ' run ' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ' sit ' , so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ' re-scooter ' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle ' , but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ' Find ' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find ' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ' Microsoft word ' now he wants to learn ' Microsoft
sentence ' , so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ' MY Computer ' :when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ' MY Pictures ' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ' MICROSOFT OFFICE 'what about ' MICROSOFT HOME ' since I use thePC at home only.

9. You provided ' My Recent Documents ' . When you will provide ' My Past Documents ' ?

10. You provide ' My Network Places ' . For God sake please do not provide ' My Secret Places ' . I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office  hours.


Last one  to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?


  1. So Banta has not so far tried alt-ctrl to shift and enter gates and windows :))

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