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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Ma Tujhe Salaam !!!!

           A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner,   who lives with a  roommate,  a girl named Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was.
            She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,  and this had only made her more curious.   Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between kumar and his roommate  than met the eye. 

     Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered." I know what you must be  thinking, but I assure you Sunita and I are just roommates."

           About a week later,  Sunita  came to Kumar saying,  "Ever since your mother came to dinner,
       I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose  she took it, do you?" 
     Kumar said, " Well  I  doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." so he sat down and wrote.

Dear mother,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying  that you didn't take the
 chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left after dinner.

Love, Kumar.

     And Kumar receives Mother's reply........

Dear Beta,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with  Sunita, I'm not saying that you don't sleep with Sunita.

But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar
by now under the pillow....


''Itihaas gavaha hai,jo ma se khela, vo nahi khila''
Kya aap kuchh misaal paish karna chahenge....