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Saturday, December 24, 2011

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON ..?


Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an Open window..
 





Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.


Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.


If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department.


If they are recounting them.. 
Put them in auditing 
.
 
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.


If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.


If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other. 

Put them in operations 
.
 
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

 
If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces..
Put them in information
Technology.


If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.


If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.


If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing.


If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning.


And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
has been moved. 

Congratulate them and put them 
In top management

13 comments:

  1. Post is really very informative!
    Congrats on posting such a meaningful post!

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  2. Very good satire sir .Happy Christmas And the yr2012.

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  3. It's unique and interesting,Rajeev ji.
    Cheap and convenient method.
    फिर तो ईंटी ईटी खेलो जी.

    आने वाले नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ.

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  4. WHAT AN IDEA, SIR JEE !!!!!!!!

    अनारकली , उम्मीदवार में फर्क कुछ नहीं
    दोनों ही चुने जाएंगे ईंटों से हर बार.

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  5. बहुत तीखा व्यंग्य हमारी अपनी ही व्यवस्था पर.

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  6. राजीव जी, आपसे ब्लॉग जगत में परिचय होना मेरे लिए परम सौभाग्य की बात है.बहुत कुछ सीखा और जाना है आपसे.इस माने में वर्ष २०११ मेरे लिए बहुत शुभ और अच्छा रहा.आपके सुवचन मुझमें उत्साह का संचार करते हैं.

    मैं दुआ और कामना करता हूँ की आनेवाला नववर्ष आपके हमारे जीवन
    में नित खुशहाली और मंगलकारी सन्देश लेकर आये.

    नववर्ष की आपको व सभी ब्लोग्गर जन को बहुत बहुत हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ.

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  7. आपका पोस्ट बहुत ही अच्छा लगा .। मेरे पोस्ट पर आपका स्वागत है । नव वर्ष की अशेष शुभकामनाए ।

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  8. good one :-))
    happy new year to u.

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